Football Daily | Tottenham and the rapid disappearance of their club hype man

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Get on it .

As probably the greatest player in history has announced his retirement from international football, I’d like to do likewise.

Sure, the ingrates never picked me, overlooking my abilities through several World Cups and Euros, but I feel that, like Messi, the time has come to finally hang up my … ah, hopes of a call-up.

But never say never, eh? Look all that happened when the little maestro changed his mind last time around ! So, yes, I could still be talked out of this decision, should my country decide they need me.

Thank you and …goodbye.

For now, at least” – Justin Kavanagh.

Early days but Emi Martínez’s transfer for £7.5m seems like the bargain of the season.

OK, he let in three against Brighton but saved many more and transformed Chelsea’s defence.

I wonder how much they could sell Robert Sánchez on for? I predict, probably much more than £7.5m” – Nigel Sanders.

So August has just ended and my household is already in a contest to see ‘who can have the most miserable season’, which should cheer up anyone whose pre-season optimism has had an early blow.

Me: Luton – one win from three in League One with 10 goals conceded.

My wife and son: Spurs – say no more.

My other son: West Ham – one win from three in the Championship.