Retired NFL star takes one look at Madison Beer & gets why Herbert's struggling, ALCS empty seats & NFL memes

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Herbert's QB rating since entering the NFL has never dropped below 93.2.

His completion percentage has never been lower than 65%.

Through five weeks of the 2026 season, the Chargers QB's completion percentage is below 60% and his QB rating is an eye-opening 70.2.

We're talking absolutely stunningly terrible stats.

MADISON BEER IS BEING ACCUSED OF RUINING JUSTIN HERBERT'S CAREER, SAD EAGLES FANS & YANKEES FANS FIGHTING But, now, it's all starting to make sense to guys like Ochocinco who had no idea what's waiting for Herbert when he gets home – his fiancée Madison Beer.

Here's what happened when Ocho took one look at Beer to see what's going on.

"Let me see what she looks like… OH SH*T! I don’t too much put cream in my coffee, but I get it," the former Bengals wide receiver told Shannon Sharpe.