Arch Manning officially goes through the PR spin cycle and the finished product sounds awful

Well, congratulations, social media — you've officially ruined Arch Manning .

Nice work! He's now another robotic athlete with no emotions and, frankly, no personality.

Well done! Manning, the biggest name in college football, was dragged through the mud last week because he laughed at an AI video of head coach Steve Sarkisian slapping ESPN reporter Holly Rowe.

It was a silly video.

It was clearly AI.

It all stemmed from Sarkisian essentially blowing off Rowe, and ESPN, following Texas' stunning Week 2 win over Ohio State.

Take a look: TEXAS COACH STEVE SARKISIAN'S AWKWARD ESPN INTERVIEW DIVIDES INTERNET DURING TEAM'S WIN OVER OHIO STATE That moment went viral, and led to several AI-generated videos of the interaction, including the one Manning mentioned in his press conference last week.

He was asked about the interaction, and briefly talked about seeing all the reaction videos on X, including the AI one with Sarkisian slapping Rowe .

REPORTER FOR THE ATHLETIC FUMES OVER ARCH MANNING, SILENT ON JOSH JACOBS' ALLEGED VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMAN Yes, it was a silly video.

Yes, it was a poor choice of words from Manning.

And yes, the internet — and the virtue-signaling media — got so outraged by it, that Manning, and Sarkisian, were forced to issue apologies.

Naturally, Manning returned to the podium on Tuesday for his weekly presser, and sounded nothing like the kid we saw a week ago.

And I mean NOTHING: Amazing.

Nineteen questions, and only 56 seconds worth of answers.