Opinion: Here’s the Real Role Natalie Harp Fills in Trump’s White House

Photo Illustration by Eric Faison/The Daily Beast/Getty We’ve all been hearing an awful lot about Natalie Harp of late.

The perky blonde 35-year-old is forever at our octogenarian president’s side, her bright eyes beaming.

She first came to the world’s attention as “The Human Printer,” an aide who traveled with Trump during his years in exile at Mar-A-Lago.

Harp’s job was, as that nickname suggests, to travel with both Trump and a computer printer , which she used to print out complimentary tweets, memes and various text-based ephemera.

Kind of like the way you keep a toddler distracted with rattles and chew toys.

Harp remained with Trump after the 2024 election, and has become one of his closest aides .

During the whole decoy Air Force 1 kerfuffle, Harp was among a very select few chosen to travel with Trump on the real fake Air Force 1—and, you know, not be at risk of being blown out of the sky in an Iranian assassination attempt.

Why her and not, say, Stephen Miller ? Some devilish tongues unfurled on social media to note in Harp a distinct similarity to another blonde the president has previously expressed interest in : his daughter Ivanka .

It’s weird, right? The homogeneity of the women in Trump’s life? Remember Hope Hicks’ resemblance to Melania ? Remember Marla Maples’ resemblance to Ivana? And Laura Loomer’s resemblance to ALF? Has Harp always looked like Ivanka? Hard to say, because Ivanka hasn’t always looked like Ivanka.

But Trump’s long-noted obsession with his elder daughter has endeared him to other women in his past: He once reportedly told Stormy Daniels she was “ beautiful, smart, just like (my) daughter .” Karen McDougal, another adult entertainer with whom Trump had an affair, said he told her the same thing.

Anyway, the Harp story culminated in a suggestive remark by Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff this week.

Speaking to an Atlanta crowd during a rowdy campaign rally, he said of the president, “ He golfs and trades stocks… he doesn’t want to do the job.

He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the emir of Qatar.” You could practically hear the clutching of MAGA pearls as far west as the Mississippi.

By the uproar that ensued, you’d think that Ossoff had suggested that Donald J.