Prince Harry's homecoming goes off the rails with brutal TV roast

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were barely back on British soil before "Saturday Night Live UK" rolled out an unforgiving royal welcome.

The royal couple became the target of a string of jokes on the British version of the iconic sketch comedy show, which poked fun at their relationship with the royal family, lucrative Netflix deal and Markle’s lifestyle brand as the pair settled back into life across the pond.

The sketch opened with King Charles III and Queen Camilla enjoying a seemingly peaceful weekend at Balmoral before their royal retreat took an unexpected turn.

KING CHARLES DRAWS ‘LINE IN THE SAND’ WITH PRINCE HARRY, MEGHAN MARKLE AFTER COUPLE CAUGHT OFF GUARD: EXPERT "Oh, Camilla, nothing like a quiet Saturday in Balmoral.

Clean Scottish air, dirty Scottish people … bliss," the King, portrayed by Larry Dean, said.

"I do so love our weekends away," Camilla, played by Emma Sidi, added.

"No responsibilities – just like every other day." Their quiet moment was interrupted by Prince Harry, portrayed by Jack Shep, and Markle, portrayed by Ayoade Bamgboye.

"Daddy, I’m home," Prince Harry said as the two walked into the room.

The show didn't miss a beat, immediately making jokes regarding Markle's Netflix show "With Love, Meghan." Markle's character brought an ice tray as a "gift" for Queen Camilla.

GET ENTERTAINMENT SCOOP DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR EMAIL BY CLICKING HERE "It’s ice.

I made it myself.

I can give you the recipe.

I’m kind of a wiz in the kitchen," Markle's character said in the skit.

"It’s true.