Lucy Dacus Subway Takes episode has me staring at birds

" If you’re racist or anti-immigrant, then you shouldn’t watch the World Cup.

" " Grudges are as vital to success as friendships.

" "Reporters should be able to play the sport they're reporting on." " Restaurants gotta stop singing 'Happy Birthday' to adults.

" " Leaf blowers should be eradicated ." Kareem Rahma's Subway Takes keeps our feeds brimming with steaming hot perspectives, and the latest episode of his wildly popular web series won't leave my consciousness.

In a video posted on Monday, the journalist interviews musician Lucy Dacus on a boat off Rhode Island during Newport Folk Fest, asking for her hottest take.

Her answer? "Birds shouldn't walk." Reader, I started.

As a Londoner who constantly apologises to walking pigeons getting off the tube, my eyebrows ascended in distant concurrence.

However, Rahma instantly disagrees.

"On what grounds?" asks Dacus.

"On the ground!" responds the host.

"If I’m on a sidewalk and I’m getting out of the way of a bird, that's so f*cking rude," says Dacus.

"Get up there.

They have the whole thing.

There's not even traffic." SEE ALSO: Kareem Rahma's 'Subway Takes' is a challenge to late-night talk shows The pair then have a frank conversation about whether all birds are weird (yes), and whether birds' legs are actually real or just small sticks (maybe).