Pittsburgh youth football coach loses his mind & fights opposing coaches, Maria Sharapova at the beach & Flair

If Monday Screencaps seems a little off, it's because I am working at about 55% this morning after coming down with whatever these kids brought into this house from school.

I'm talking down for the count Saturday night.

That led into a brutal Sunday with all the symptoms that comes with this crap.

But, it's not enough to call in sick.

Uncomfortable? No doubt.

Bad enough to pass up pumping out an edition of America's Best Daily Column, as named by the readers? No.

In better news, I can report that Screencaps Jr. has officially broken the 12-minute mark in his cross country career.

In Saturday's race, he went 11:45:30 and finished 6th out of 238 runners.

That's 30 seconds off his previous personal best.

Jr.'s team finished first and our top runner clocked a 10:49.60, which was two seconds off the school record.

It looks like they'll have a pretty good season.

WISCONSIN PARENT STORMS FIELD DURING YOUTH FOOTBALL GAME AND TRIPS 9-YEAR-OLD KID IN WILD SCENE In other youth sports news, did you see this unhinged youth football coach lose his mind this weekend in Pittsburgh? "Its the 4th quarter, we're down 7-0 with 3:00 min left with the ball and a chance to tie the game, then this happens," the video uploader, Ryan Crux, wrote on Facebook.

"The coaches are (100)% blame for this loss after they forfeit smh.

Never thought i would have to protect my son from youth football coaches but here we are." You know what we didn't see at cross country this weekend? Drama.