I need smart glasses. How else can I monetize every second of my life? | Dave Schilling

They’re the latest technological innovation no one asked for – now with added consent issues! I went to a party recently.

A fancy one, filled with expensive people and interesting clothes.

You might find this surprising, as I expend hundreds of words a week in this publication bemoaning human interaction, but I love parties.

I like free champagne, passed appetizers and forced, go-nowhere small talk.

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