Cowboys owner Jerry Jones recounts Green Bay bare-butt story that left cringeworthy image in his mind

The Dallas Cowboys are visiting the Green Bay Packers on Sunday night and that has awoken a memory for Cowboys owner Jerry Jones that had little to do with football, but a lot to do with a big moon rising near Lambeau Field.

And by moon, we don't mean the natural satellite.

We're talking about a butt — and a "hefty" one at that, to hear Jones tell it – going full monty.

PACKERS TIGHT END TUCKER KRAFT HEARS BOOS FROM LAMBEAU FIELD FANS AND OFFERS TONE DEAF RESPONSE The subject came up during Jones' regularly scheduled Tuesday appearance on 105.3 The Fan in the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex.

And, here's a warning: Turn off your imagination now because the recounting of this story will leave a visual one might not want in one's head.

"One of my greatest memories, and this is not the area you're talking about, was after the game against Green Bay, maybe 25 years ago," Jones shared.

"All of my grandchildren were very small, four or five years old, and I had a car full of them." We're not off the rails yet but a trip to Uranus is about to begin...

"We'd been up to watch Green Bay in Green Bay," Jones continued.

"It was so cold, and as we left the stadium, we won, as we left the stadium, we were in a long, big car, and I saw this lady headed toward the car ...

"...

And she comes up beside the car running.

She's so upset as a Green Bay fan.

And, she was, uh, pretty, hefty." Picturing this yet? Well, as Dak Prescott says, here we go ...

"And she turns around and pulls it all down and just plants it right up against the window," Jones said.