For college football fans, "no fall weddings" isn't a bit or a gimmick, it's a lifestyle
Though it may not feel like it with the scorching temperatures and weekend pool parties still in full swing, fall is right around the corner, and with that, the start of the college football season .
For a long time, though, fall has been a pretty famous (or infamous) wedding season , and it's easy to see why.
The temperatures across the country reach reasonable levels, the foliage is as picturesque as it will ever be, and the sun seems to hit just right for those photo opportunities.
THE 5 MOST DISAPPOINTING PRESEASON TOP-10 COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS OF THE 21ST CENTURY But for college football fans, fall weddings are the bane of our existence, and the war between weekend responsibilities and viewing pleasure has been an intense one since the advent of the sport.
This was an almost unanimous sentiment among college football fans as far back as I can remember, but I've been seeing a growing portion of the fanbase start to push back on the "no fall weddings" movement.
They call it a gimmick.
They call it a bit.
They tell college football fans to "grow up." I'm here to tell those fake fans and casuals that this isn't a bit, it's a lifestyle.
All kidding aside, college football is my favorite sport, so I sympathize with the "no fall weddings" crew and consider myself a part of it.
My wife and I agreed when we got married to have our wedding in August so as not to interfere with the season.
CURT CIGNETTI REVEALS HOW WORKING FOR NICK SABAN CHANGED EVERYTHING: 'EVERY DAY WAS 4TH-AND-1' I'm not telling people to NOT have fall weddings, I'm just warning them that if you have one, I probably won't show up.
And if I do end up going, it won't be of my own volition.
My wife dragged me to an October wedding back in 2021 on a college football Saturday, and she still hasn't heard the end of it from me.
Florida lost to Kentucky in the middle of the reception, and you have likely never seen a more miserable man doing the Electric Slide.
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