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Let's get this Wednesday Screencaps started with an observation: The world right now is unified as it honors our beloved Dolly Parton and what she meant to all of us.

Now, I fully expect political sides to be ready to kill each other by lunch, but we all should sit back and enjoy this moment of peace.

That's the true power of Dolly.

A peacemaker.

A genius businesswoman.

A true American legend.

More on Dolly in a minute, but I have to address this viral video that was all the rage last night on Instagram.

I'm talking about the reportedly 6'4 11-year-old football player who looks like a dad playing against a bunch of 5th graders.

At first, I thought this was some sort of YouTube bit where an influencer created this for pageviews.

Nope.

The kid has his own Instagram page where I learned that the boy plays in a 12U league for the Naples Bears.

Is the boy really 6'4? That might be stretching it, but who's counting.

The video evidence is stunning.

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