Lindsey Vonn works up a sweat for her birthday, Dodgers slammed for celebration & Romo's bad stretch continues

Over the hump and safely on the other side! We've got football tonight.

We've got more playoff baseball.

We've got a Yankees-less October to look forward to now! What a time to be alive.

If we could only get the Dodgers outta here, it would be perfect.

Give me White Sox-Brewers for all the marbles, just like God intended! On that note, welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps — the one where Lindsey Vonn works up a sweat as she gears up for a big birthday bash.

LINDSEY VONN TURNS HEADS BY HER POOL, GISELE SNUBS TOM BRADY & THE RIDICULOUS FAKE OUTRAGE OVER US OPEN FANS Happy early 42nd birthday, Lindsey! What else? I've got Jazz Chisholm confused as to why he was booed last night, Ronald Acuna NOT confused as to why he was booed, and Tony Romo's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad stretch continued last weekend at a Korn Ferry qualifier.

TONY ROMO HIT WITH SEVERAL NEW CITATIONS AFTER OWI ARREST, FURTHER JEOPARDIZING RETURN TO NFL BROADCASTS Poor Tony got the two most feared letters in the alphabet scribbled on his scorecard after the final round.

You'll see.

OK, grab you a big 'ol drink, pour it out for the Yankees, and then settle in for a Thursday 'Cap! Let's go ahead and get on with the big story of the day on this second Thursday of October ...

Was that Anthony Volpe home run ... a home run? I say no, it was not.

The first replay is deceiving, but the second one from the side makes it pretty clear.

I think the umps got it 100% right.

"But statcast said it would've been a home run, Zach!" Yeah, well my eyes said it wouldn't have been a home run, and I'm still taking actual humans over the robots in 2026.

Maybe not in 2027, but certainly in 2026.