Troy Aikman stuns Michael Irvin with his reaction to two women swimming in his pool, NFL memes & a rogue whale

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Would you call the cops on them? As Troy Aikman tells the story, he came home one night years ago to women helping themselves to his pool.

"I was single," he recalled in a recent podcast.

"I was living by myself at my house, and I came home and I had two fans, two female fans, that were swimming in my pool in my backyard...I called the police and just said, ‘Hey, I’ve got some intruders and somebody could come take care of this.’" TROY AIKMAN RESPONDS TO REPORT OF TENSIONS IN THE BOOTH WITH JOE BUCK OVER CONTRACT SITUATION " [Michael] Irvin laughs.

He said the police would have been the last people he was calling, which is a pretty good indication of Michael and I being a little different." Of course, in the comments, people assumed the worst would've happened to Troy . 📩 Email: [email protected] Send photos, stories, tips, rants—whatever you've got. 📰 Screencaps Page: 👉 Read the latest Screencaps • Michael P. in Allons, TN checks in: You're definitely not the only one.

Gus Johnson is an automatic mute for me (by far the worst).

Tessitore, Fowler and Herbstreit get to be too much later in the game.

All the screaming on a simple first-down play is exhausting, and it only escalates as tight games go on.

Throw in most sideline reporting and coach interviews, completely useless.