Why “Lake America” isn’t funny

Donald Trump displays a map labeling Lake Ontario as "Lake America" in the Oval Office of the White House on August 27, 2026. | Andrew Harnik/Getty Images This story appeared in The Logoff , a daily newsletter that helps you stay informed about the Trump administration without letting political news take over your life.

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Welcome to The Logoff: Donald Trump says he’s renaming Lake Ontario.

Let’s talk about it.

Can he really do that? Probably, though it doesn’t mean anyone will listen.

Strictly speaking, Trump’s executive order, signed Thursday in the Oval Office, directs the Interior Department to update the lake’s name to “Lake America” in the US’s Geographic Names Information System.

It remains to be seen whether products like Apple and Google maps will follow suit, but New York Gov.

Kathy Hochul, whose state contains the US portion of the lake, says she won’t .

Why is he doing that? The immediate answer is that Trump launched a trade war with Canada over the weekend, and he’s mad that Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney won’t give him what he wants; this is a petty way to lash out.

That doesn’t explain the trade war itself, though.

Unfortunately, when my colleague, noted Canadian resident Zack Beauchamp, went looking earlier this week, he couldn’t find an explanation either.

As he writes , there’s absolutely no constituency for this fight — other than Trump’s own imperial desires as he keeps joking-but-maybe-not-joking about making Canada the 51st state.

Isn’t this just a stupid stunt? It’s a stupid stunt — but not just that.

As my colleague Caitlin Dewey wrote earlier this week and Zack can attest, Canadians are royally pissed at the US.