Kristi Noem takes heat after bagging a massive elk & Keely Hodgkinson's sexy new speedsuit is a talker

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We did it, friends.

We made it to fall.

Now, I know Joe Kinsey tried to convince you in this morning's Screencaps that preferring autumn to summer is some sort of psy-op.

That pumpkin spice is the devil's cocaine.

CLICK HERE FOR MORE OUTKICK SPORTS COVERAGE But, respectfully, that just sounds like the opinion of someone who lives in northern Ohio.

For those of us suffering in the ungodly heat and 400% humidity of the American South, sweater weather can't come soon enough.

In fact, today is the first time in nearly a month (26 days) that the temperature hasn't surpassed 90 degrees.

I mean, it's still 85.

But baby steps.

Fun fact: just last week, the largest heat dome on planet Earth was centered right over my home state of Tennessee.

I'll let this guy tell you all about it: In other words, it's been miserable.

Man, I'm doing so much whining you'd think I was Caleb Williams pulling a hamstring.