Jordon Hudson dusts herself off and resumes her WAG duties, Belichick vs Sydney Sweeney & 'Gainesville Ripper'

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Somehow, we've made it to our third Hump Day of September.

Lordy.

Time flies when it's football season! This is also our final Hump Day before the official beginning of Fall.

That's right.

Technically, it starts next Tuesday — astronomically speaking.

Just to give folks outside of Florida an idea of where things stand down here at the moment, we're all currently looking forward to Friday, because the Dew points around the state are supposed to drop 10 degrees.

Not the actual temps themselves, of course.

The dew points.

That's basically the humidity level.

So, it's still going to be unbearably hot, but at least it'll be slightly less humid for a few hours in the morning! Break out the firewood.

Welcome to a Hump Day Nightcaps — the one where Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson , emerges from the shadows to resume her duties as the First Lady of Chapel Hill.

We haven't seen or heard from Jordon in MONTHS.